i took quite a big step a couple of weeks ago towards looking like a bit of a wanker
i bought a foldy bike-the ultimate commuter accessory
not quite as practical as teleportation, but getting close. Its a regular dream machine.
we're still not sure what arcane uses the original inhabitants of Londinium devised for the foldable bike- and frankly i'm not really sure what uses i'm going to glean from the dvd extra fold function on my special edition bike - but at the end of the day it folds, and when you un-fold it, it still works (there's alot more than a quiet dignity in that).
go now and cut out a picture of a bike, then carefully fold it up, then unfold it...my bike does that- but isn't made out of paper, and works afterwards, and all the pieces are independant, and made out of metal and generic black stuff.
i imagine the bike to have a wry smile on at all times
still as i've never really riden a bike in london before i'm trying to learn the fine art of not becoming roadkill
not mine -it looks similer though
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